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About me

The first thing you should know about me is that I’m not going to tell you who I am in real life.  I’m also not going to divulge any personal data (e.g. college, high school, hometown, name, personal email, Facebook) whatsoever.  I am hiding firmly behind my pen name.  As far as you all are concerned, my name is Miss Yankovic (though you can call me Yank or Miss Yank if you’d like).  And believe me, I have my reasons for this.

The second thing you should know about me is that I’m rewriting Twilight.  Yes, you read that correctly.  I’m replacing Bella Swan with a superhero named Taylor Crawford and rewriting the series from her point of view.  It’s been really fun to write.  You should go read it.  (Brief disclaimer:  I don’t own Stephenie Meyer’s characters, plots, dialogue, or anything to do with Twilight.  Quite frankly, I wouldn’t want to.  But seriously, no copyright infringement is intended.)

Alrighty, now that we understand each other, here’s the bare essentials about me.


  • Star Trek
  • Doctor Who
  • Sherlock
  • 30 Rock
  • Merlin
  • The Big Bang Theory
  • Supernatural
  • X-Men
  • Harry Potter

Other stuff I love:

  • Terry Pratchett and all his books
  • Kurt Vonnegut
  • The Incredibles
  • Kick-Ass
  • School of Rock
  • Hamlet
  • Shakespeare
  • Huckleberry Finn
  • Heart of Darkness
  • The Catcher in the Rye
  • Jeopardy!
  • satire
  • sarcasm
  • my dog
  • my family

What you can expect to see on here:

  • my Twilight parody
  • words I make up
  • short stories
  • poems
  • essays
  • personal anecdotes
  • a few curses here and there, but nothing really NSFW
  • my cynical take on stuff that happens to me


  • or go to my Tumblr and ask me questions there

There you go.  Enjoy 🙂


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